This is a column. For advice. You post a question. I answer it.
Example:
Dear PepsiNinja,
I am stupid. What should I do?
From,
Dingleberry
Real Questions! (Seriously, what's wrong with you all?)
Q: Dear pepsininja, my dog hops around like a crazy rabbit. What should I do?
A: Well, if you cut its legs off it probably wouldn't do that.... Or you could out sleeping pills in its food... Sneak 'em in there! Just some (not animal friendly) ideas.
Q: Dear PepsiNinja, where can I find the 48 packs of pepsi?
A: Sadly, You can only find 48 packs online. But head on down to your local Wal-mart today and pick up your very own 24 pack of Pepsi!
Q: Dear PepsiNinja, what's wrong with you?
A: What's wrong with me? Where do I begin? I think I will begin with I don't tolerate morons. (aka YOU) Don't ask stupid questions.
Q: Dear PepsiMaster, ( I like you using my title) why are there so many stupid people in the world? And why can't they get their heads out of their butts? (Tsk Tsk Tsk Ciel, language!)
A: The reason for so many stupid people (and why their heads are stuck up their butts) is in-breeding. Morons shouldn't marry other morons.
Dear PepsiNinja,
I am stupid. What should I do?
From,
Dingleberry
Real Questions! (Seriously, what's wrong with you all?)
Q: Dear pepsininja, my dog hops around like a crazy rabbit. What should I do?
A: Well, if you cut its legs off it probably wouldn't do that.... Or you could out sleeping pills in its food... Sneak 'em in there! Just some (not animal friendly) ideas.
Q: Dear PepsiNinja, where can I find the 48 packs of pepsi?
A: Sadly, You can only find 48 packs online. But head on down to your local Wal-mart today and pick up your very own 24 pack of Pepsi!
Q: Dear PepsiNinja, what's wrong with you?
A: What's wrong with me? Where do I begin? I think I will begin with I don't tolerate morons. (aka YOU) Don't ask stupid questions.
Q: Dear PepsiMaster, ( I like you using my title) why are there so many stupid people in the world? And why can't they get their heads out of their butts? (Tsk Tsk Tsk Ciel, language!)
A: The reason for so many stupid people (and why their heads are stuck up their butts) is in-breeding. Morons shouldn't marry other morons.