Do you like funny pictures? How 'bout funny quotes n' sayings? No? Well too bad, look, you'll like these!
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
Secret: (noun) Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.
One is a retard. One does all the work, then goes insane. One doesn't do crap until the very end. And one disappears with no trace until the last few minutes. EVERY GROUP PROJECT!!!
HONESTY is an expensive gift, don't expect it from CHEAP PEOPLE.
Memories: No matter how old you get, you will always remember the first time you laughed so hard that milk came out of your nose.
Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it. Story of my Life.
To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you are wondering how those condoms got in your cart.... You're welcome.
When I'm SINGLE, all I see are couples being happy. When I'm DATING someone, all I see are singles being happy.
A quiet man is a thinking man.
A quiet woman is usually mad.
When a girl says "Don't worry about it" You better freaking worry about it.
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be" I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.
Sometimes you feel the need to stand at a street corner wear a shirt that says life and hand out lemons